I Just Wanted to Say Fuck You
Unapologetic, Inappropriate Greeting Card for Adults
Some moments don’t call for kindness.
They call for honesty.
This unapologetic “Fuck You” greeting card is designed for adults who are done explaining themselves. Blunt, funny, and deeply satisfying, it delivers your message clearly—without emotional labor, sugarcoating, or regret.
Whether it’s closure, catharsis, or a perfectly timed act of chaos, this card does exactly what it promises.
Perfect for:
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Exes, enemies, and former friends
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Workplace grudges and professional boundaries
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Breakups, burn bridges, and “you earned this” moments
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Anyone who absolutely deserved it
This isn’t just a novelty joke card.
It’s a statement—printed on quality cardstock and mailed with precision.
Why You’ll Love It
🖕 Appropriately Inappropriate
A bold, minimalist design that says everything you need to say—nothing more, nothing less.
🕵️ Confidentiality Guaranteed
We never reveal your identity. Anonymous sending means truly anonymous, no matter how you choose to send it.
🌟 F*n Facilitation Included
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Optional personalized message added discreetly to the top flap of the card
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Photo confirmation of your completed card before it ships, so you know it’s perfect
📦 Processing & Shipping
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Standard processing: 1–4 business days
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Holiday processing: 2–5 business days
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Rush order available: 24-hour turnaround with priority shipping (additional 2–4 business days)
Holiday delivery times may vary. Seasonal shipping cutoffs are updated regularly.
Product Details
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Inappropriate, sarcastic greeting card for adults
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Message: “I Just Wanted to Say Fuck You”
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High-quality cardstock (not flimsy novelty stock)
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Blank interior beyond optional personalization
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Can be mailed directly to the recipient
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Anonymous sending available
HeresYourF*nCard specializes in appropriately inappropriate greeting cards, crafted by hand and mailed with discretion, precision, and zero judgment.
Say what you mean.
We’ll handle the rest. 😈📬
