Here's Our Fuckin' Mission

HeresYourFnCard's Mission is Simple:

We Facilitate Your Fucks
By Providing You With Greeting Cards
That Say What You Really Fuckin' Mean
& Sending Services That Satisfy The Soul.

Fucks Are Important.
We Only Give Out So Many Fucks Until We Stop Giving A Fuck.
So When We Do Give A Fuck, It Should Be Satisfying.
That Is Where HYFC Comes In.

Check-Out What Our Clients Say About HYFC.
They Give The Best Picture of Who We Are
& How They Feel About Sending Their Fucks.

Ultimately, We Are Just A Couple Of Fucks Who Give A Fuck About Your Fucks.

No Matter The Situation, We Vow & Guarantee to Always Keep Sender Identity Secret.

Here's Our Fuckin' Guarantee

We Fuckin' Guarantee Your Identity is Always Protected and Never Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever Revealed. Ever.