Do You Offer Custom Orders?
YES!!
We Encourage You To Bring All Your F'n Needs! Holidays, Birthdays,
Celebrations, Retirements, Just Because, Break Ups, We Can Create ANYTHING You Want!

How Long Do Custom Orders Take?
Easy Answer: 1-3 Business Days to Shipping-
Complicated Answer: Depending on the Custom Order Load (due to Holidays) and How Much Time It Takes To Communicate on Proofs & Final Edit Approvals, We typically turn a custom order around in less than 3 Days - From Order to Shipping.

Can You Wrap It For Me?
We can "Gift Wrap" these. If Sending the Actual Card as a Gift for Someone Else to Send, We Place the Card in a Sealed Poly Bag Which is packaged in a Kraft Envelope and Shipped.

Can You Change the Orientation?
I am happy to customize any card for you. Just indicate what you would like to have changed while checking out in the Personalization Section.

Do You Offer Bulk Discounts?
We Do! We Offer Cards in Sets of 3, 5, 6, and 12. If You're Looking for More, Connect With Us Using Any Method You'd Like. We will Send You a Custom Quote.

Do You Wholesale?
Absolutely! Click on Our Wholesale Tab in the Main Menu. We are Featured on Faire and Soon We Will be on Abound. You Must be a Business to be Eligible to Order Wholesale.

Are Cards Really Sent Anonymously?
YES YES YES!!! They Absolutely Are Completely Anonymous. I work with you to type any personal message you'd like included in the card. Once Printed, I take pictures and send them to you and then I send it out with Tracking. All Cards are Sent With No Sender Name,
Sender Address or Receipt to Keep Your Identity Concealed. My Business Info is on the back of the card and post marked from Oklahoma. Tracking is traced to HYFC Head Quarters address only.

Do People Contact You to Find Out Who Sent a Card?
Yes! They Actually Do. My Favorite Comment Came in an Email after they Received a Card and it Said
"Hi. I Just Wanted to Ask, Is This Real?"
To Which I Replied "It Abso-Fuckin-Lutely is."

Can I Send These To Anyone I Want?
You Can - As Long As They Are 18 and Older. We Do Not Send To or Sell To Anyone Under the Age of 18. By Purchasing a Card, You Are Agreeing that You Are Sending to an Adult. If We Find Out You Sent One to Anyone Under 18, We Will Press Charges to the Fullest Extent of the Law.

Can Cards be Sent Without Any Info on the card?
YES!!! This is our SPECIALTY!
Look for the GHOST THE FUCKER Option in the
Listing You'd Like. Add A Custom Message to the Card at No Extra Charge, and Include the Recipients Address. After printing and packaging, I take pictures and send them to you. Cards are Sent with Zero Business or Personal Information on Them. All that is Printed is the Recipients Address on Shipping Label. You Will Receive a Tracking Number and it is Untraceable to You or HYFC.