Our First Fuckin' Blog Post

Welcome to the first issue of HeresYourF*nBlog! We have an amazing fucking year planned with topics and cards that you don’t want to miss. We’ll share hilarious highlights of the best cards and quotes, address the nitty gritty legality of what you can say and send, connect with you about your thoughts and opinions on HYFC, and more. But before we get into all of that, let me back the fuck up and take a moment to tell you who we are. 

is the Owner, Creative Director, Assembler, Marketer and Overall Operator of HYFC. She does everything from Customer Service and fulfilling orders to creating new cards and getting the word out. She’s usually the one you’re talking to. She says “What came from a personal calling is now shared by thousands, and I can’t express my gratitude enough.” Okay, enough with the buttery shit. She’s just a normal woman with a weird sense of humor, who enjoys sharing her shit with you.

is a wit yielding mother fucker and a damn delight. He is the Owner and the Package Developer. He ships your shit and makes sure it is handled with care. He brings new ideas and a fresh perspective on all aspects of the biz. Tim has a different sense of humor and you will see that throughout the collections. He is a true creative in every sense of the word and approaches all aspects of life that way.

        HeresYourF*nCard was created from our own selfish need. Seriously. We had just gone through a never ending series of annual events/obligations and every time I had found the foul mouthed Utopia I had been looking for, I was sorely disappointed as every single fucking one of them had some cute little picture or colorful motif with it. Look - We've Got A Weird Sense of Humor & There's Nothing Cute About It. So, We Took Matters Into Our Own Hands.

So Our Shop Specializes In Appropriately Inappropriate Greeting Cards, Products & Services. That Means Products Contain Really Fucking Inappropriate Language And Shit. You Will Find Unique Sayings and Phrases That Are Fit For Any Occasion You Can Think Of. We Have Created A Platform For Your Witty And Sarcastic Humor And Encourage Personalizations To Those You Know And A Custom Card For Those You Wished You Didn’t.

In Addition To Offering Such Dope Ass Fucking Cards, You Get To Pick How You Want That Shit Sent. Have It Sent To You So You Can Send It Whenever You Want. Add A Handwritten Personal Message Or Have Us Type It Up For You. Have A Card Sent Anonymously Straight To The Fucker With No Sender Info Or Ghost The Fucker Which Removes Both The Sender And Business Information From The Card. Both Options Include Untraceable Tracking. Spread Some Extra Cheer With A Glitter Bomb. Glitter Is Added To A 9x6 Bubble Mailer In A Specialized Way To Ensure That No Matter How It Is Opened, It Will Go Everywhere. 

To Toot Our Own Horn, You Also Receive 5-Star Customer Service From A Team That Gives A Shit. If You Have Any Questions, Concerns, Comments, Want To Chat About Your Order And What The Fucker Did To Deserve It - Whatever You Might Need, You Let Us Know. We Are Happy To Help Any Way We Fucking Can. Your Cards Are Heavy Weight, High Grade Natural Card Stock Printed and Folded By Hand. Every Order Comes With Pictures Of Your Order For Your Ultimate F*n Satisfaction. 

We Have More Coming Down The Pipe And Can’t Wait To Share It With You. We Will Be Offering More Cards, More Products, More Services And More Value Than Ever Before. Being In Business For Four + Years Has Brought So Many Ideas And This Year Is The Year To Roll This Shit Out! You Remain Our Inspiration And All The Gratitude For Your Tireless Support. 

There’s Some New Shit Below For You To Check Out As Today Is Drop #1 For The Month! We Are Celebrating And Highlighting Some Snarky And Sarcastic New Years’ Cards That Will Surely Start Your Year Off Right!

   

A Note From The Owner:
I Hope You Enjoy This Hand Crafted Selection Of Cards. We Created These With The Real Bad Ass In Mind. Something Full Of Sarcasm And Wit While Packing A Solid Punch So You Don't Have To. Thank You So Damn Much For Your Support. Have Fun With These And Know  We Are Always Here To Help Any Fuckin' Way We Can. - Sam