From Love To Loathe

The phrase "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" remains debatable to this day as hopeless romantics believe this whole heartedly while cynical romantics believe in a more realistic relationship. For me - I want someone I can just be me around in all my crazy ass glory and not worry if I've gone too far causing them to leave me as quickly as the Road Runner makes Wile E. Coyote eat his fucking dust. Cause I am one weird mother fucker and I own that shit - so you gotta be ready for anything if you're gonna role with me...

Not everyone wants a relationship - in fact, many are trying to get out of one and many others are purposefully unattached. Everyone's pursuit of happiness looks different and even comes in phases - we obviously change so what we want changes - obviously. From wanting to experience deep passion to wanting to suffocate the mother fucker - you should be able to express how you feel when you feel it. We have curated the perfect Collection of Cards for any relationship status you may be going through:

Naughty Love Notes give you the ability to say all those nasty things that would make even Ms. Jackson blush. It expresses all the deliciously dirty thoughts that are on your mind at any given time - and instead of saying it only to have the moment be but a memory, a card seals that shit permanently in the back of your psyche. Talking dirty is one thing but sending a card and building the anticipation is next level shit. Don't believe me? Send one and find out for yourself. You'll thank me later. 

If you want to touch your partners heart before their naughty parts, All My Love Letters gives endless opportunities to tell them how you really feel. This collection features nothing but creamy, cheesy, melty phrases and sayings that will leave them drowning in their own tears. Letters so epic, there is nothing they could ever say that would ever compare. The Ultimate I Love You More Card.

For the long-term commitment, you have a wide selection of sarcastic and witty cards in our Anniversary Collection. After all, laughter is the secret ingredient to happiness and not actually killing each other. As anyone in a long-term relationship knows, the more time you spend together, the more anniversaries you collect - like trophies - and this includes your sexiversary, your dateaversary, your wediversary - and any other versary that you've deemed necessary to celebrate the fact you are still together and going strong. 

For the love you once in a while style - you have a range of Val Cards that puts cupid to shame. Both Pro and Anti Love cards offer plenty of options when saying what you want want want. No matter the status of your relationship - the once-a-month visit, the quick layover, the last-minute date night, the late-night booty call - you can say what you really mean.

And last, but certainly NOT least - for the singles and the ones wishing to be single - you have a bold selection of cards that allow you to unleash everything you ever wanted to say. To express the ultimate joy and mother fuckin satisfaction that comes when you have the chance to proclaim how you really feel and reclaim your freedom and independence which you have longed for, for far too long. The Break-Ups and Divorce Collection is perfect for ending ANY relationship- friends, family, partners, bosses, co-workers - you can break up with literally anyone with these fucking cards! 

I leave you with this - relationships are hard as hell and not all are meant to work out, but those that do should be celebrated because that shit is serious work. Those that don't should be learned from to make us better and avoid fuckers like them. No matter what your relationship status is, you should express however the fuck you feel whenever the fuck you want. We help you do just that and we love every fucking second!

-Sam