Cards That Say What You Can't
Taking the high road is the best thing to do - and sometimes the only thing to do. That does NOT mean the person won't be getting whatever Karma decides to deal out and it also doesn't mean that you shouldn't say what you need to say. Just because you chose not to say it in the moment does not mean that it will not be and should not be said.
Deciding to take the high road and keep our mouth shut, if not solely to show off our impressive self control skills, is ultimately two fold. One - it's probably protecting all that we have worked for, makes it worth all we have put up with, and probably provides for our family so keeping our mouths shut is the only option. Two - it protects us from going to prison and becoming a Lifetime TV Series where you're played by an actor who was once super famous. We'd say the high road is worth It.
But what if you can take the high road AND say what you want to say without repercussions? Is it really possible? Well, it sure fuckin is! We have found a way to say what you want to say without the fallout - which, let's be honest, is why we show restraint in the first damn place! So if you're wondering if "telling the bitch off" is really worth it to which we emphatically say "Hell Yes It Is!"
How is this sorcery possible? Simple. Sending Services.
We have developed, tested, refined, and perfected our Sending Services so that you have the Last Laugh, Ultimate Say, Final Word, or say whatever the fuck you want to say. Here's how this shit works:
A Classic Sending Service We Provide Is Sending The Card To You.
Greeting Cards, Ghosted Cards and Glitter Bombs are sent directly to you so you can send whenever you want to! Your card comes wrapped for protection and tucked into a durable Kraft envelope. Have it sent t you Stamped, Tracking or if you need it in a pinch, you can have your card Rushed to you within 24 hours.
A Tried And True Sending Service Is Sending The Card Anonymously.
Greeting Cards and Glitter Bombs can be sent Anonymously to the Fucker. Our Branding is on the back of the card but no sender information is attached to it. We send the Fucker the card of your choice with Ground Shipping via USPS. You can also have Anonymous Cards Rush Ordered. Cards are Tracked so you know the moment it arrives!
Introducing Our Signature Sending Service - Ghosted Card!
This satisfying service sends Ghosted Cards and Glitter Bombs to Fuckers without Branding and without sender information - making this card Ghosted. It is even untraceable to your order! This perfected service protects the sender - that is our signature sauce - no GMO. Guaranteed. Ghosted Cards are tracked so you know exactly when the Fucker gets it!
If You're in A Rush, We're In A Rush With Our Rush Order Service.
From Forgotten Birthday Greetings to Breaking Up With The Douche, we know sometimes you need shit in a hurry! We have you covered with Rush Order Service. We stop everything to complete your order first - that's right, you skip all the fuckers in front of you - we print, package, and drop that shit to USPS within 24 hours of your order. Greeting Cards, Ghosted Cards, Glitter Bombs and 5 Packs can all be rushed! We even offer Express Shipping if you need it even faster.
There are a myriad of reasons why you should say what you want to say- and we just gave you another one. One without consequence or repercussions. At least, not ones that you have to deal with 'cause you sent a fucking card with our Sending Services.
-Sam
